Slapped an accessibility widget on your site? Congrats, you just made it 99.9% unusable now.

Alt text: “image.jpg.” Because who needs creativity or real accessibility?

Nothing says ‘we care’ like a broken screen reader experience. #ProfessionalNeglect

“It’s complicated” — Me explaining why my site fails basic WCAG success criteria.

Invisible buttons? Perfect for hide and seek champions using screen readers.

“Colour contrast? We prefer mystery.” Said no accessible site ever.

Broken captions are just surprise plot twists for deaf users.

Dyslexia-friendly fonts? Nah, let’s just make everyone squint instead.

That feeling when your alt text reads “red button,” but it’s actually a nuclear launch switch. Panic time!

Making your site inaccessible is like building a ramp with stairs in the middle.

Alt text that says 'picture' is about as useful as a glass hammer.

Screen reader user hears: ‘Link, link, link’ and thinks, ‘Wow, the content is really inspiring.’

Skipping accessibility testing is like driving blindfolded. How’s that working out for you?

Screen readers announcing ‘image’ 20 times in a row turns websites into nightmares.